{SAP} beat the world champions FIST
Our domination or the world gets closer. We have proven ourselves to the niegh sayers. They grovel at our feet, though some dispute it by...
Crewsuffix our latest loyal {SAP} member, and servant to our lord commander has earned his title as the new master of coin, also known as Middle Finger. He is on the rise as a player with near unmatchable ability at playing fair and stopping the trollers... It will not be long and the golden strands of his will and strength will grow from his head and spread forth lushes hair to boast his inner power. He will soon join the flanks of the fully fledged!
A decleration of war was announced against [SP] by Undulating Titty Lord our first genital. Though the sands of war are cold and settled, beneath it will rise people who suck a penis. They will be as strong as those anubis dog men from one of 'The Mummy' movies. Tank as fuck.